Final Excuse Pro 1.3
EXCUSE GENERATOR
The premier excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war crimes. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets, subordinates, relatives, highly-paid advisors, the Global Monkey Conspiracy and more.
A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user.
Sample excuses:
- You can`t blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine!
- But my Dalmation fire-dog led me to believe that I could rely on your bumbling minions to fail to recognise that unfortunate insignificant error on my part leading to the destruction of your valued possession or family member!
What is new in 1.3 software version? - Deploy excuses from other applications via the Services menu
New scapegoats:
Habsburg emperors
Defunct Popes
New transgression:
illicitly enriching uranium. What is expected in the future? Newly-made Final Excuse Pro 1.4 be downloaded from current page, we also looking forward to unconfirmed 1.5 release build. You may download FinalExcusePro.dmg.gz directly, estimated download time by Dialup or GPRS [~56 kbit/s] is 0:00:10. Just write the reviews of the Final Excuse Pro. System requirements are Mac OS X 10.3 or better. Program has been scanned and verified by the several antivirus and anti-spyware applications and Final Excuse Pro found to be clean. The following languages are supported by Final Excuse Pro: English.
